If You Want To See

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.