Here Lies Groucho Marx And

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.