Laugh And The World Laughs

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

We In The Industry Know That Behind Every Successful Screenwriter Stands A Woman. And Behind Her Stands His Wife.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!