From The Moment I Picked

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You