If Women Dressed For Men,

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.