If Women Dressed For Men,

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted