If Women Dressed For Men,

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.