He Thinks I Look Alike!

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.