If You Are Not Having

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

He Thinks I Look Alike!