Any Place I Hang My

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.