Any Place I Hang My

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.