My Experience Is That People

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.