If The Garbage Man Calls,

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

Love Had Forged Ahead So Swiftly That In No Time It Had Displaced Agriculture As The Leading Industry Of The Period. To Anyone Who Has Tried Both, This Wont Come As Much Of A Surprise.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.