If The Garbage Man Calls,

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book. . . . I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.