I Refuse To Join Any

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?