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I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.