I Hope They Bury Me

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.