That's Nothing - My Alarm

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going My Way

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!