I'll Never Forget My Wedding

I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.