Before I Speak, I Have

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.