Whoever Named It Necking Was

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.