If Your Thighs Look Like

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

You Might Be A Redneck If Getting A Package From Your Post Office Requires A Full Tank Of Gas In The Truck.