If You Can't Make Fun

Why Should A Woman Cook? So Her Husband Can Say 'my Wife Makes A Delicious Cake' To Some Hooker?

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'