I Wear The Midi Because

I Love The Way My Life Has Fallen Into Place.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

My Obstetrician Was So Dumb That When I Gave Birth He Forgot To Cut The Cord. For A Year That Kid Followed Me Everywhere. It Was Like Having A Dog On A Leash.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.