If You Believe The Past

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.