As A Child, A Library

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.