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Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.