An Expert Is Someone Called

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.