An Expert Is Someone Called

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?