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Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.