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The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.