Inflation Is When You Pay

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?