Ever Notice That Nothing Changes

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.