If The Current Is Right,

Your Words And My Words Are The Same, But Not Our Meaning.

Civilization Creates Discontents; Barbarism Creates Quick Endings.

Self-esteem Is Not Based On Itself.

Some Crave Grief Like Strong Drink.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.