True Wit Has A Grave

Laughing At Our Friends, We Avenge The Disappointment They Have Caused.

Sulking Is Silent Because Speaking Would Reveal Its Folly.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

The Young Are Just As Opinionated As The Old, But Have More Exciting Things To Do Than Sit Around Airing Their Opinions All Day.

We Take Refuge In Illness And Then Are Trapped There.