The Power Of Lying Is

In Bridge Clubs And In Councils Of State, The Passions Are The Same.

Political Correctness Is Driving Machismo Underground And Recalling Effeminacy From Exile.

Envy Grieves. Jealousy Rages.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

The Only Peace Is Being Out Of Earshot.