If Sitcoms Were Easy To

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

Yuri Gagarin, The First Man In Space, May Have Had His Charms, But He Really Couldn't Be Considered Hip.

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.