Honestly, Sometimes I Get Really

If I Won The Lottery I'd Start A Charity That Helped Little Family Hardware Stores, Cobblers And Fruit Shops Open In City Centres.

As A Comic, You Try Something And If It Works You Go With It And Grind It To Death.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

Yuri Gagarin, The First Man In Space, May Have Had His Charms, But He Really Couldn't Be Considered Hip.