For Me, The Showbiz Memoir

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I Feel Sorry For Many Politicians We Expect Them To Be Completely Consistent And Moralised When We're Not.

Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation States.

I Exist As An Annexe Of The Bbc. I'm Down The Road A Bit From The Main Building, In A Little Hut.