Israel Is The Jimmy Saville

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

I Don't Think People Were That Interested In What I Was Doing For The Most Of The 1990s.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.