As A Comic, You Try

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

I Like The South Of Spain, Notably For The Moorish Influence And The Weather.

As A Comic, You Try Something And If It Works You Go With It And Grind It To Death.

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.

But As In All Cults, What's Central To The Communist Party Is The Belief System And The Elimination Of Nuance. From There You're Very Slowly Led Down The Road To Fanaticism And Mass Murder.