If Pigs Had Wings, They

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.