I Would Never Consent To

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.

I Would Never Consent To A Lame Publicity Stunt At A Time When I Already Want To Hide.

I Don't Have A Terrible Singing Voice, But I Also Wouldn't Call It 'good.' I Can Carry A Tune.

When You're In A Competitive Environment, Always Give Out The Impression That You Don't Care. It Makes People Want You More. If You Act Desperate, It's Over. I Think A Passive Attitude Is Helpful. It Comes Naturally Because I'm Lazy.

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.