Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly.

Juno Macguff: [yelling Through The House] Dad? Mac Macguff: What? Juno Macguff: Either I Just Peed My Pants Or Um... Mac Macguff: *or*...? Juno Macguff: Thundercats Are Go!

Juno Macguff: I Was Out Handling Things Way Beyond My Maturity Level.

'sweet Valley High' Is Fantastic, Fabulous, A Little Bit Campy, And - Dare I Say It - Cinematic.

People Say 'teenage Girls Aren't So Clever. Your Characters Should Be Less Articulate To Reflect Our Youth.' People Who Say That Aren't Spending Time With Teenagers.

Bren Macguff: Well, Honey, Doctors Are Sadists Who Like To Play God And Watch Lesser People Scream.