I Don't Have A Terrible

I Write Small And Weird. Romcoms Are Not In My Skill Set.

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.

There's This Double Standard That Exists And It Really Frustrates Me. If A Woman Chooses To Work, People Say, "oh It's So Sad That You're Not At Home With Your Children." But No One Ever Says That To A Man Because It's Assumed That The Man Is Going To Be The Provider.

If I Want To Get A Taste Of Beach Culture, I'll Fire Up My Season 2 Dvd Of 'beverly Hills, 90210.'

I Always Say When You Write A Book, You're A 'one-man Band.' Whereas, When You Finish A Screenplay, It's Just A Sketch.