I Write Small And Weird.

I Think I Have Always Sort Of Cultivated A Flowery Writing Style. I've Always Sort Of Over - Written In Every Genre That I've Attempted. I Went To College And Took A Couple Of Writing Classes And I Remember My Teachers Were Always Incredibly Encouraging. But It Was Inevitable To Get The Criticism: "take It Down A Notch!" But The Nice Thing About Screenwriting Is That You Don't Really Have To.

People Say 'teenage Girls Aren't So Clever. Your Characters Should Be Less Articulate To Reflect Our Youth.' People Who Say That Aren't Spending Time With Teenagers.

To Enjoy Being Famous, You Need To Have A Screw Loose.

I Think I Might Be One Of The Only People In America, Or At Least The Only Person I Know, Who Saw Both 'the Dark Knight' And 'mamma Mia!' On Their Shared Opening Weekend.

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.