I Write Small And Weird.

I Think It's Great When Writers Get Recognition; It Doesn't Happen Very Often. I Just Don't Want That Writer To Be Me. Let It Be Aaron Sorkin Or, You Know, Somebody Good.

I Can't Write At Night. For Me, I'm Programmed To Believe That Nighttime Is For Relaxation.

The Rolling Stones Are So Versatile, They're Like The Band Version Of That Infinite Dress They Sell On Qvc.

I Always Say When You Write A Book, You're A 'one-man Band.' Whereas, When You Finish A Screenplay, It's Just A Sketch.

It's Actually Much Harder To Develop A Tv Show Than I Had Anticipated.