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Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.

Here's My Unsolicited Advice To Any Aspiring Screenwriters Who Might Be Reading This: Don’t Ever Agonize About The Hordes Of Other Writers Who Are Ostensibly Your Competition. No One Else Is Capable Of Doing What You Do.

I Absolutely Relate To Being Alone In Squalor, Trying To Come Up With Something Adequate. I Relate To That, And I've Been Known To Crawl Out Of Bed And Drink Out Of A 2-liter Bottle Of Diet Coke.

Nobody Comes To Minnesota To Take Their Clothes Off, At Least As Far As I Know.

I Just Go About My Life. I'm A Mom, I Drive An Suv, I Go To The Grocery Store Every Day. I'm Definitely Not A Celebrity. I Always Say That I'm A Celebrity-adjacent.