I Worry About Las Vegas

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

Men Don't Feel The Urge To Get Married As Quickly As Women Do Because Their Clothes All Button And Zip In The Front. Women's Dresses Usually Button And Zip In The Back. We Need Men Emotionally And Sexually, But We Also Need Men To Help Us Get Dressed.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up Till Noon?