I Wish I Could End

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

The Less [government] The Better.

The Marines Was A Fresh Start - That Is Why They Shave Your Head. I Wish They Would Let You Change Your Name.

It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are; To Audition For 'jeopardy,' You Just Have To Luck Out And Know What They're Asking You That Day.

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.