I Was In The Band

I Love Doing 'the Price Is Right.' It's So Much Fun. I Love Meeting Everybody And Giving Out Prizes, Especially When It's Not My Money. It's Really A Happy Place, And Everybody Is All Jazzed Up.

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.