In Any Other Job, They're

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.