I Went To Look For

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.