I Went To Look For

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.