I Was Planning On My

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

Luck Always Plays A Part For Everyone, Whether They Want To Admit It Or Not. I Was Very Lucky, And I Know It.