Luck Always Plays A Part

There's A Sense Of Spontaneity, And No Emphasis On Jokes In This Show. People Generally Talk The Way They Talk In Life If You Were In This Particular Situation.

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.