I've Never Been Lucky. The

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.